Sheer driving Pleasure!!
BMW RULZ!!!!!
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
ENJOY THESE FACTS OF LIFE !!!!!!!
Money is not everything
There's MasterCard & Visa.
(My banker tells me - It is the only thing!!)
One should love animals
they are so tasty.
Love thy neighbor
But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is one woman
and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Wise never marry
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
There should be a better way to start a
day than waking up every morning
" ALC O H O L KILLS SLOWLY"
So what? Who's in a hurry?
" Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company,
three's the result!
A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know
Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep
Monday, October 09, 2006
Friday, October 06, 2006
The monster Polo
This monster Polo is brought to you by B&B tuners
Feast your eyes on one of the hottest Volkswagen Polos! This little piece of dynamite thrusts out 220 kW . Who's your daddy now!
German tuning company B&B boosted the Polo GTI's 1.8-litre turbo engine significantly.
Power is up from the standard 110 kW to a sizzling 220 kW.
This Polo monster rockets from 0-100 km/h in 5.8 seconds and top speed is 254 km/h.
Naturally the car also looks the part with a special bodykit and a choice of 17 or 18-inch wheels.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
LEAVING THE OFFICE EARLY
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each
day, they noticed the boss left work early.
One day the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave right
behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would
she know they went home early??
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,
spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in quick workout at the spa before
meeting dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and
quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in
bed with her lady boss!! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her
house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to>leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with
them . "No way", the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
The born legend!!!
E46 ///M3csl. 3.2 straight six. 362 bhp - 265 kw. Carbon fibre roof.No aircon, No radio.
The floor of the boot is cardboard.. Racing slick tyres are an option. Only 65 in South Africa. If you manage to find one......keep it!
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
ArE y0u A pLaYa?????
One evening Mike went over his friend Terry's house to play cards with
some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a
card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the
table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He
sat up and blushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To
his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said,
"Did you like what you saw"? Mike said "yes I did." She said, "Well you
can get more than that but it will cost you R500". So mike thought about
his financial situation and said o.k. She said "so meet me here tomorrow
at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then." Mike said, "I'll see you
then". The next day, mike came over, they had s*x, he paid her, and then
he left. Later Terry came home and said, "has Mike been over here
today"? She said, thinking she had been caught, "as a matter of fact,
yes." Terry asked, "did he leave 500?" She said "as a matter of fact, he
did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and
asked to borrow R500 till this evening and said he would leave it with you...!"
NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA
Monday, October 02, 2006
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