ArE y0u A pLaYa?????

One evening Mike went over his friend Terry's house to play cards with
some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a
card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the
table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He
sat up and blushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To
his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said,
"Did you like what you saw"? Mike said "yes I did." She said, "Well you
can get more than that but it will cost you R500". So mike thought about
his financial situation and said o.k. She said "so meet me here tomorrow
at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then." Mike said, "I'll see you
then". The next day, mike came over, they had s*x, he paid her, and then
he left. Later Terry came home and said, "has Mike been over here
today"? She said, thinking she had been caught, "as a matter of fact,
yes." Terry asked, "did he leave 500?" She said "as a matter of fact, he
did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and
asked to borrow R500 till this evening and said he would leave it with you...!"

NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA