I tell ya.....

Man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX,

Woman discovered SEX and invented HEADACHES.

Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, Woman discovered

CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP

Man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, Woman discovered CARDS and

invented WITCHERY.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, Woman discovered LOVE and

invented MARRIAGE.

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, Woman discovered FOOD and

invented DIET.

Man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, Woman discovered PAINT and

invented MAKEUP.

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, Woman discovered MONEY and

that's when it all got f**** d up.